Wanna know what I've been doing?

Hi,
As fearless leader of The Parochialist, it is of course my duty to post every week in response to the atrocities that come out of Park Avenue. While the last two weeks have been slack, it is not because I have been lazy. I have been hard at work putting out the latest Davezine, which pretty much sums up the position of us here at The Parochialist. It is a satirical take on the City Paper. The story is about how a City-Paper-like alternative weekly editor is kidnapped and brainwashed to promte a mysterious group known only as the Collective...who may or may not be pawns in a greater game that could result in the destruction of Beatown.

Davezine #13
With
Low Level Bureaucrats 3:
The Rise of the Collective
(the conclusion of the Low Level Bureaucrats Trilogy)
40 pages,
$3
Available now!

Order it now by going to my site and using PayPal.
www.daveygandthekeyboard.com
Or you can also send 3 dollars, plus a dollar for postage to me:
Dave Cookson
P.O Box 23568
Baltimore, MD
21203
I will send it to you immediately, if not sooner.

Or, finally, get it at these fine stores:

Atomic Books
1100 W. 36th Street, Baltimore, MD 21211
www.atomicbooks.com

Reptilian Records
2545 N. Howard Street,
Baltimore, MD 21218
www.reptilianrecords.com

Enjoy!



Links!!!

Brian Morton's Blog
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/13404
Movies
Charm City Cineaste
http://charmcitycineaste.blogspot.com/

Comics
This Modern World
http://www.thismodernworld.com/newest-comic/

The Maakies
http://www.maakies.com/

The Perry Bible Fellowship
http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Music/Events

Music listings.
http://patsdistrict.com/music_scene/maryland_music_scene.html
http://www.bmorelive.com/

Other Weekly Features
Michael Shermer’s E-Skeptic Newsletter!
www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/08-04-02.html
www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/08-03-19.html

The Straight Dope--about a month's worth of dope.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080229.html
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080307.html
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080314.html

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080321.html
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080328.html

The first Parochialist crossword! Try it!

Okay, it ain't much. Click on it, then print it out! Fun for at least one member of your family! E-mail me for the answers! I might give them to you! Really, try it!






Links!!!

Brian Morton's Blog
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/13404
Movies
Charm City Cineaste
http://charmcitycineaste.blogspot.com/

Comics
This Modern World
http://www.thismodernworld.com/newest-comic/

The Maakies
http://www.maakies.com/

The Perry Bible Fellowship
http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Music/Events

Music listings.
http://patsdistrict.com/music_scene/maryland_music_scene.html
http://www.bmorelive.com/

Other Weekly Features
Michael Shermer’s E-Skeptic Newsletter!
www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/08-03-12.html

The Straight Dope
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080229.html

A Parochialist cameo in the new Davezine!

More from my upcoming Davezine about the City Paper.

Dear Beatown Weekly,
I have been reading your paper for about ten years now and have always found it a lively source of insightful commentary and entertainment. However, within the last six months I have noticed a change in your coverage. It seems that all you do now is cover the latest news of the Collective. From what I can tell, you are no longer covering any other artists or musicians who are not involved in the Collective.
As a Euro-Centric Caucasian Male, I realize that my needs are no longer represented by the BW. Therefore I will be forced to not pick up your free paper, and I will not know about any of the events around town. I will sit in my studio apartment, make obscene phone calls, and wish that I was dead.---signed, The Parochialist.

Davezine #13 will be available March 31st!

Links!!!
Brian Morton's Blog
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/thread/13267

Movies
Charm City Cineaste
http://charmcitycineaste.blogspot.com/

Comics
This Modern World
http://www.thismodernworld.com/newest-comic/

The Maakies
http://www.maakies.com/

The Perry Bible Fellowship
http://www.pbfcomics.com/

Music/Events

Music listings.
http://patsdistrict.com/music_scene/maryland_music_scene.html
http://www.bmorelive.com/

Other Weekly Features
Michael Shermer’s E-Skeptic Newsletter!
www.skeptic.com/eskeptic/08-03-05.html


The Straight Dope
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/080229.html