The Parochialist

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Davey G and the...is the handle for writer, performer, musician and sports fan, David G. Cookson. This blog (as the late George Carlin would say) is just a place for his stuff.

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Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Parochial News

Parochial News

Trump giving tips on preventing forest fires a la, exploding trees raking the forest floor, etc…he reminds me of those old commercials where the people mocked the guy who bought his salsa in New York City.

“New York City???”

In other words, I wouldn’t trust a man who comes from New York City to know anything about forests. People go to school for that shit. Listen to them…

So, we got wildfires, and involuntary hysterectomies given to illegal immigrants (some real American Nazi shit there…and I don’t use the word “Nazi” lightly.). This surely has to violate some law or mandate or constitute a Crime Against Humanity, right? Of course, those who support this shit don’t view illegal immigrants as humans, so I guess they got us there…

40 fucking people were shot in Baltimore last week. That’s got to be some kind of record.

And the South Dakota Attorney General killed a guy while driving drunk….

And in sports….

The Orioles have dug a hole, and the Ravens look as good as ever….

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Davey G and the...is the handle for writer, performer, musician and sports fan, David G. Cookson. This blog (as the late George Carlin would say) is just a place for his stuff.